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Maanav's avatar

Sincere apologies to anyone who reads this piece haha.

Tara Narula's avatar

Oh god. Its really very strange to be delighted and disgusted at the same time. I think I like it.

And, well, think most of us can have empathy for this sort of situation 😂

Sylona's avatar

I agree with you 😂

Sanket's avatar

Maanav, thanks for the lifelong trauma you have given me. (But you did give a warning so it was my fault)

Also this is how I read the essay 🫣. And big guffaws in between that scared my kid.

Now for the 1 hour bath I need.

Maanav's avatar

Most welcome, Sanket.

Halli Mail's avatar

This is the shit

Natasha Badhwar's avatar

Hahahaha Maanav, this is insane.

No, you are insane 💜

Avanish Tiwary's avatar

Hahaahaa, this was so good AND disgusting! Mridula is a really good friend - if I were in her place, I would have kicked you out of the car, no way I am letting a friend with wet pants sit in my car, lol.

Sana Ally's avatar

Maanav. Thank you for your service. This Gajapati Kulapati-for-adults-perfection-of an essay is the stuff I didn’t know I needed at 1:35 am today but here I am, trying to chokeslam myself out of the laughing fit. Hmph.

Samira's avatar

No cringe here. Only empathy and total understanding - for the situation, the stomach and the North Indian in Bangalore. I've had a similar episode, but let's not get into it here :D

Reema Ahmad's avatar

BRILLIANT!!!

Please know that my shit joke loving family now considers you a warrior and hero!

Maanav's avatar

Salaam from my shit joke loving family to yours :)

Reema Ahmad's avatar

Jahanpanah tohfa qubool ho!

Amrita's avatar

Oh my god this was horrible. And wonderful. '.. it’s hard to focus when you’re being bathed against your will' - I'm snorting. Too funny!

Raju Tai's avatar

never ever ever ever stop writing

Suruchi Chaudhary's avatar

Hahahaha!

Laughed out loud at so many instances!!

Not The Wife Material's avatar

Some pitstop this was! Lovely as always Human.

Rohan Banerjee's avatar

This must be what they call a chamber drama. What a fun read! It is no meanvfeat to concoct an essay out of one pit and tap situation. Superb! 😂🙌🏽

Binu Sivan's avatar

Yikes! I speed read that because I was totally stressing over how you were going to get out of that fix.