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Abiha Zaidi's avatar

Woah!

You poor thing

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Stephanie Foster's avatar

“ Forty-five seconds isn’t very long but it’s a lifetime when you’re watching porn with your mom.” OMG you’re not kidding. SO funny.

My experience of going to Rosemary’s Baby with my boyfriend and then watching my parents take their seats in front of us came to mind.

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Binu Sivan's avatar

Yikes!!! Did you kill that friend?

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Maanav's avatar

No, but one day I will take my revenge.

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Tara Narula's avatar

Never been gladder to have missed a family outing.

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Roshni's avatar

Ahahahahahahah! Bas I think your friend is an evil genius and may there be more who push you into these situations that bring out essays that make us crack up! ..... Looking forward to more reposts ( or I could go back and read? ...but I'm also thoda forgetful and lazy)

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Maanav's avatar

Going back and reading is too much work. You can be lazy, no problem.

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Sarthak Dev's avatar

Ahahah I remember reading this! Too good.

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Rohan Banerjee's avatar

I remember reading this piece before I'd watched Poor Things. Oof. Must've been the worst couple of hours of your life.

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Maanav's avatar

Yup, definitely up there.

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The Fanciful Senorita's avatar

I had read this piece last year and loved it! I cringed and laughed until I cried as you described every desi kid’s nightmare so vividly! And then you went put some magic dust on it! I don’t know what you changed but the piece even funnier than the first time I read and I DID NOT think that was even possible! Brilliant writing Manav! Had me ROFLMAO!!

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Maanav's avatar

Thanks so much Reshma. What I changed is that I removed some unnecessary fluff from the middle. I guess that's a benefit of revisiting a piece after a year - much easier to see what should go!

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Charulatha Banerjee's avatar

Hilarious as always! The introduction of the sleep apnea machine and the giant margarita - subtle genius.

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Maanav's avatar

Haha, thank you!

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